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  3. Something that has always bothered me is the title of the show "Spongebob Squarepants". If you have ever seen even 10 seconds of a Spongebob episode, you know that Spongebob is clearly not the only character in the show. I'll tell you a little story. I remember the first and last time I watched this forsaken show, at 7 years old. I was going through the channels until I saw something called "Spongebob Squarepants". I was certainly intrigued by this. I didn't have a clue about what Spongebob would be like, but I was ready to watch a show about this Spongebob guy and no one else. Before you get mad and call me stupid (even though I already know that I am smarter than you), another show I watched was Bob Ross. Guess what Bob Ross is about? Bob Ross. Just Bob Ross. A painter. That's IT. It makes complete sense too. The logic made perfect sense and still does. Anyways, I was already interested by Spongebob in the first 10 seconds. It was just him in his house, doing various things. That is, until that little SNAIL BASTARD showed up. I teared up when I saw the little guy. I felt betrayed by the unforgiving bastard who titled this show. My blood was boiling; I felt the rage building up inside of me. The last straw was when Spongebob said "Hi" out of his window to a PINK STARFISH. CLEARLY NOT THE YELLOW SPONGE. In an instant fury I dropkicked the television. Something awoke inside of me, I felt like Bruce Lee. Using all of my energy I turned what was a perfectly functioning television into merely dust. I started crying as I fell on the floor, unable to feel any of my bodyparts. My crying shriek could be heard throughout the whole house. My insane anger turned into a miserable sadness. After seeing what happened, my parents beat me that whole night. The pain from the belt could not compare to the emotional pain I felt. The next morning I sent a harshly-worded email to Nickelodeon telling them to fix their goddamned titles. After doing research on all of the Spongebob characters, my suggestion was "Spongebob Squarepants, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Mr.Krabs, Plankton, Karen, Sandy Cheeks, Mrs. Puff, Pearl Krabs, Gary the Snail, Patchy the Pirate, Polly the Parrot, French Narrator, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, Flying Dutchman, King Neptune, Realistic Fish Head, Perch Perkins, Larry the Lobster, Harold Squarepants, Margaret Squarepants, Grandma Squarepants, Squilliam Fancyson, Betsy Krabs, Man Ray, Dirty Bubble, Bubble Bass, Scooter, Purple Doctorfish, Old Man Jenkins, and Jellyfish". The bastards at Nickelodeon never even sent an email back.