Super

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  • Birthday 07/18/2003

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  1. Super

    If i were in PG

    In the first minute, that stormtrooper definitely missed his shot when he was trying to shoot that runaway lol Edit: oh wait
  2. Super

    The Time Has Come Boys

    "Hey dad, how did I get my name?" "Some guys from this video game, GMOD StarWarsRP, helped me with some ideas." jk lol, congrats man
  3. Super

    Prominent Gaming Forums Overall Question

    24/7 stalking/posting
  4. Super

    Blubber Appreciation Post

    hell yeah brotha
  5. Super

    low quality memes

    Loved the darkrp and stopsound one
  6. Super

    Chim Appreciation post

    chim is a great guy, always loved his RP (espically in SCP lol)
  7. Super

    Dark RP Population

    ^ what he said
  8. Super

    DJ Club

    you make me proud, very well done
  9. Super

    Niko's Thankful

    happy bday and nice to hear you're healthy and well
  10. Super

    I need to get some stuff off my chest

    You're a great guy and hopefully, you'll get out of this situation and find happiness. Btw you were a great Jedi and thx for giving me all of that healing lol.
  11. Super

    Jwhite's Internet

    i was playing with that joke because education is power
  12. Super

    Jwhite's Internet

    just go to your doctor, say you have a mental/physical condition, then go to social welfare programs and apply for free checks every month. If not, good luck and hopefully you can recover
  13. step onto the stage. A hush falls over the crowd, and hundreds of thousands of faces peer eagerly out of the darkness. They are awaiting my fabled humour, the likes of which humanity has waited aeons to witness. I take a deep breath and approach the microphone. The stadium gives an ear-shattering rustle as everyone leans forward expectantly. Eyeing the crowd, I slowly lean into the mic and utter:

    "nam jef"

    The crowd erupts. Howls of laughter reverberate throughout the stadium, shaking the foundations of the bleachers. People fall to the ground, kicking their chairs away and clutching their stomachs in hysterics. This only lasts for a few moments, though; most of the audience was still processing the joke at this point. As the full humour of the statement dawns on them, the joke's true impact is realised. Hundreds of thousands of people collapse helplessly around the stadium, screaming with laughter as their faces turn purple. Several thousand people are unable to find a break in laughing to breathe, and lapse into comas from lack of oxygen.

    This, unfortunately, was not enough to save them.

    The laughter is only growing. Never again will a joke of this calibre be made, so the audience is trying to use up a lifetime of laughter in this single night. The stadium finally falters beneath the swathes of cackling people, and its supporting beams crumble. Stone and metal crashes down around me, and the different levels of seats avalanche down to the bottom rows, crushing everyone.

    The dust settles, and the final echoes of laughter die out. As I stand alone on the stage, surrounded by rubble and mountains of corpses, I solemnly recall why I vowed never to entertain again.

  14. Super

    41st RP

    Good job Flame